Thatsa Buncha Boo-Sheet!

Hey. There was, there was, there was. There was some old lady at the bus stop today. Not the kind from my Taebo tapes. A old lady. She said I might want to read a article about a movie.

I told her I can't read.

So she. So she. So she. So she. SHE READ IT TO ME! Then she showed me uh picture!



GODDAMMIT! I AM GOING TO CALL THE GODDAMNED POLICE! HE IS STEALING MY JOB! THAT'S STEALING! HE'S STEALING MY JOB! I WANT TO PUSH THE CARTS AT TARGET. I USED TO PUSH THE GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH CARTS AT BUY LOW BUT THEY, BUT THEY, BUT THEY -- THEY WENT AND THEY WENT AN' TOLD ME THEY DON'T NEED NO MORE GODDAMNED CARTS PUSHED! WHY CAN'T I PUSH TARGETS CARTS! HE'S STEALING MY JOB!

I GOT A PHONE CALL!

I got a phone call and -- no one will tawk to me! I don't get phone calls cause no one, and they never -- no one will tawlk to me!

But I got a phone call! He said he was from Mike, and I got a call!

He said his name was Optimus Prime.

His name was and uh Optimus Prime and he told me to me was fighting, in uh, in uh, in uh, in uh, in uh, in uh. HE SAID HE WAS FIGHTING IN INDIANA!

But he told me to watch out. I ain't tellin'! I am not! I am not!

I talked to someone else the other day. I was up late and I was and uh, I was uh watching the cablebox and they was these commercials of these... YOU KNOW! YOU KNOW! They said they would tawlk to me!

So I called one. And she tawlked to me!

She said things Delia wouldn't do.

And today? Today when I answered the phone and it was Optimus Prime and he kept talking I tried to tawlk to him. But he would not listen! NO HE WOULDN'T! NO HE WOULD NOT! But I asked him what he was wearing. AND HE WOULD NOT LISTEN!

Hey. Sorry, hey, I wanna, sorry. I'm. I'm sorry, I ain't up-, up-, updatin'. Sorry, I'm sorry I haven't written. Can I tell you something?

I'm sorry.

Yesterday, it was'n, it was Thanksgiving, an' they, an. They have the parade on TV and they have all those balloons, those big balloons. But I. Mike called. He want me to go over to he an' Ann's house, he want me to go over with Christopher an' Heather an' Gary Lynn an'. An' he say I can go over and have some food.

"But, if I have to drag your butt over here," he say, "you're going to have to get a shower."

So I stayed home an' watch some more tapes.

Mike called me, and he called me. Mike was asking me, and I had to tell him.

I had to tell him that I wasn't working at work no more. Because I wasn't working at work no more.

Mike asked, "Why?"

I said, Because, because we ain't got'n no work. They got no work for me.

Then Mike asked, "Is Delia still working there?"

And I said, Yeah, yeah, Delia, yeah, she's still working there, she's still working there.

Then Mike asked, "Well, why is she working there if there's no work there?"

And I said, I don't know.

Then Mike said, "You're lying to me. There's something going on. What's going on?"

And I said, I don't know.

Then Mike asked, "You've been suspended, haven't you?"

And I said, I don't know.

Then Mike said, "Yes, you have. You've been suspended. Why've you been suspended? What did you do?"

And I said, I don't know.

And Mike kept asking. So I, I finally told him, about Mary Ann, she, she the other day, she was telling me how to clean the buckets, and I said, I want to clean the buckets, I know how to clean the buckets, I know how to clean the buckets. And she kept telling me how to clean the buckets.

And that's when I hit her.

Then Mike said, "You pushed her, or you hit her?" I told him I pushed her.

And I said, I don't know.

And Mike got mad, and he said, "How long are you suspended? Are you fired?"

And I said, I don't know.

Last week, Mike came over, he, Mike came over, and he was giving me money, and. He was cleaning up. He was cleaning up. And he said, "Jackie," he said, "Jackie," he said, "Jackie.

"Jackie, I'm cleaning out the bathroom," he said, "I'm cleaning out the bathroom, I'm cleaning out the towels. Which one is an yours, which one is your towel?"

An' I had been using Shane's towels. [laughs]

I had been using Shane's towels, like right after one of my girls comes over, I was using one of his towels to clean up and I use his towels to and whenever there's too much of my after-, aftershave, and I. It was his towel. [laughs]

Today, Mike was, he came over, and Mike went in the back room. And he talked to Shane.

And Shane came out, and he told Mike about the towel. He told Mike, about the towel. I was ready to say, "Nuh uh!," I was going to tell him it was my towel, not his towel. But Mike never asked me. Shane just started yelling at me.

And I wanted, I was going to. I was going to fripp him.

Can I ask you somethin'? I wanna ask you something. Hey hey hey. I wanna ask you somethin'.

Can I fripp you?

Chris. Chris, I asked him if I could fripp him. I wanted to fripp him in his ear. And so I let him fripp me, and I wanted to fripp him, so I. He was in the car, he was in the car. So I went over to fripp him.

And I punch him in the face.

And he got mad at me! He got out of the car and ran after me, and I ran, and he was out running after me, and he was going to him me because I fripped him!

Then, and for the rest of the weekend, no one would talk to me! If I went in another room with Chris, he would hit me, and Shane would not talk to me, so I didn't go in any rooms, any rooms with Chris and, Chris and or Shane, because Chris would hit me and Shane would not talk to me. Why would he not talk to me.

Shane wouldn't shut his mouth, and he kept saying things about the hole I drilled with Daddy's drill in the bathroom at home, and he would not shut his goddamn mouth about it, so if 'n' he ain't going to talk to me then I'm not going to talk to him. And he kept saying that everyone needs to watch their bathrooms and watch their drills, and if he didn't shut up, I was, I was going to fripp him.

It was thunderingstormin' last night, an' I an' I got 'n' scared an' I was scared, so I called Mike, and Mike he said, he told me to "Stop calling me!," he told me that, so I called Sandy. an', an', an' she told me, she said, "Stop calling me!" so I went and I watched a video and I cleaned up after 'n' myself.